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Kvelve's Comments: Out of this world

by CHUCK BANDEL
Valley Press | April 30, 2025 12:00 AM

Maybe it’s a case of I’ve maxed out on sports, or maybe it is a simple matter of curiosity, but the other day I was cruising along in Big Red, my legendary Dodge Ram, and I began wondering what outer space aliens may think of some of these events we Earthlings call sports.

Okay, maybe it was boredom or my normally wandering mind. 

But I have always wondered how one would explain this game we call football to an extra-terrestrial. What can explain purposefully donning hard plastics clothing and colliding with each other over a weird-shaped ball? 

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